this is some weird ass porn
Queerbaiting hurts because it’s just authors fucking mocking you for daring to hope that queer subtext might lead to explicit canon queer characters but “nope no representation for you you silly queers it might make cishet people uncomfortable and we value them more”
There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
- old ass man: are you a married woman?
- me: i'm whatever i have to be to make you stop talking to me
hey cis ladies! when dudes are shitty to you and you feel like saying something along the lines of “they wouldn’t treat me like that if i had a dick” maybe you could think about how ladies who do have dicks get treated and maybe, y’know, don’t say that? and maybe, y’know, don’t line up behind people who do say that? kay?
This a thousand times.
As a lady with a dick would you like to know how im treated?